Pj on facebook

I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say "Nobody Likes This."

Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall. 

If you don’t remember your password you should keep your password as "Incorrect". So when you fail to remember your computer says – "your password is incorrect."

Best answers for stupid questions

Best answers for stupid questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the night and
asks you "are you sleeping?" Answer: No,I'm
counting stars
2. When its raining and someone notices you
going out yet they ask: are you going out in this
rain??
Answer: No in the next one
3. You're making out with a girl then you start

pulling her pants then she asks:
what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash your panties for you
4 They see you comin out of the bathroom wet,
they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You standing right in front of the elevator on
the ground floor going to your office,yet they
ask: going up?
Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come
down and get me!
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you still ask him: are
those flowers?
Answer: no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend sees you and asks:
what are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!
9. When people see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask: are
you sleeping??
Answer: No! I'm practising how to die
10. When just got home back from an outing
and someone asks: are you back?
Answer: No, i'm just about going out.

Pj of the day

AWITI: is called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
AWITI: Yeah.
UNKNOWN No: So you have a boyfriend. Am
your dad. Am
coming so that you tell me when you grew
horns!!! Nkt!
5 minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
AWITI: No.

UNKNOWN No: I see you don't love me. Am
your boyfriend.
AWITI: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it
was my Dad.
UNKNOWN No: It's not your boyfriend. It's
your dad, just wanted to confirm that you had
a boyfriend. Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!

Girl element added in periodic table

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,

2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

At dinner little jonny

At Dinner Little Jhonny was ordered to lead in
Prayer.
Little Jhonny : “But I dont know how to pray ?”
Dad : “Just pray for your family members,
friends and neighbours, The Poor, Etc”
Little Jhonny started the prayer :
Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their
children, Who finished all my cookies and ice
cream. Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor’s Son, who removed my

Sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her
bed.
This coming christmas, Please send clothes to
all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy’s
Iphone and provide shelter for the homeless
men who use Mom’s room when daddy is at
work.

Amen

Dinner was cancelled.

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