Pj of the day

AWITI: is called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
AWITI: Yeah.
UNKNOWN No: So you have a boyfriend. Am
your dad. Am
coming so that you tell me when you grew
horns!!! Nkt!
5 minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
AWITI: No.

UNKNOWN No: I see you don't love me. Am
your boyfriend.
AWITI: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it
was my Dad.
UNKNOWN No: It's not your boyfriend. It's
your dad, just wanted to confirm that you had
a boyfriend. Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!